lately

yesterday was such a tornado of emotions. i had this big assignment due at 4pm but lost like 500 words and my reference list an hour before it was due, so basically had to hand in an unpolished draft... such a bummer but I guess lesson learned or whatever.

Anyway so I came home and was totally buggin when our nerdy neighbours knocked on our door and told us they were having a party and we were invited. ha, as if neighbours, we just played wii tennis and smoked a cigar.

But later on there were heaps of people there – even females! what?! clearly they had a dog fighting ring or some sexually rebellious activity going on, so we investigated.

Dream team emily (reporter) and katrina (photographer)

This is Richard, who is a law clerk. He said the party was ok, he didn't really have high expectations but remained hopeful: "maybe [there'll be] like a fight or something or people getting it on right in front of us or something like that". Then emily lost her journalistic objectivity and got too close to the source, asking him about his job and stuff, borr-ring.

The guy in the middle lives there, his name is adeel, he said he invited 60 people but lots had already left. pfft whatever.

 

"I drank like 8 beers bro"

The party kind of petered out after that. they were playing with dental floss and then this scottish guy did a haka by himself. The important thing was, I didn't make any new friends. This morning the stairwell we share smelt so bad so I went and ate McDonalds by myself and when i caught the bus home someone was wearing the same jersey as me ~~secret shame

presence

i came home tonight to find franny's empty room which made me feel like this:

emotions~~

but she gave hongi and I some presents which made me feel like this:

god bless child

Gift giving is an important expression of friendship. Here's what we got:

 cat leash

 fake tattoo sleeve

six fake moustaches

rock on, franny

c/o Tyra's facebook page

laters

ursula ran away to Europe yesterday. 

I will miss urshie very much, she is definitely one of my lolziest friends. one time she was going to eat a cheeseburger she found on the ground and i said "don't do that!" so she threw it at our friend's sister, but it missed and hit the guy she was flirting with hehehehehe.

Photos c/o Serenity aka nippy

And to make it even worse, my flatmate frana is moving out tomorrow!!!!!!!I guess at times like this all you can do is have a good lolzy.

late

 

In the episode of spongebob I am watching Plankton steals his grandma's false teeth lolzy so nawtay

this is how I feel.